HELLO DINOS! LONG TIME NO WRITE. Although i mean i was kind of writing (editing my book and i am STILL EDITING MY BOOK [hahahahah #Procrastination]) but still I WAS DOING SOMETHING. I wasn't just watching Markiplier (at least you know, not all the time). But anyways my cousin is always asking me HOW DO YOU READ BOOKS I HAVE NO TIME! To which I am like...
Okay so I am going to SHARE MY SECRETS on how I read ALL THE THINGS.
1) Be a child.
I know what you're thinking. BUT HEY it really does help when you're a kid and your parents haul you to all sorts of nasty places like family gatherings and church. YOU CAN JUST READ AND IGNORE HOW MUCH YOUR LIFE SUCKS #MyLifeGrowingUp. But yeah, chances are you aren't a little kid anymore so let's go to numero dos.
Um so I'm just like... okay I AM GOING TO DO THIS EVEN THOUGH #EMBARRASSMENT
JUST READ ON THE TOILET OKAY! (you'll thank me later when you get oh so much reading done)
ALSO I DID NOT JUST TELL YOU WHAT I TOLD YOU I AM VERY SOPHISTICATED OKAY??
I'm out of here.
3) Replace TV time with reading! Bc you know reading is better for you anyways.
WHY WATCH THAT SAME MOVIE 40k times a day!? Read something new and awesome and shiny and amazing and LGTBQIA+ or something! Plus you shouldn't be watching stuff on a screen b4 you go to bed. Studies show it's bad for your sleep cycle SO READ A BOOOK INSTEAD.
+Bonus: Books can't get scratchy discs so they NEVER FREEZE!!!! (also there are no commercials) #SwitchToBooks
4) EAT AND READ
Okay so you got to be a wee bit careful on this one BC YOU MUST NOT SULLY THE BOOK, FIEND! But if you are careful and can pull it off, it's the ultimate multitask. Food for your body and brain AT THE SAME TIME! PEOPLE WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? BOOOOOOOOOOOKS!!!!!!!!!!
5) Need a suntan? READ A BOOK IN THE SUN AND BE SUPER AMAZING IN YOUR SUNKISSED SKIN, BOOM, BABY, BURN!
6) Bring a book wherever you go.
If you show up for work to early.... READ. If you have to wait in line for your haircut... READ. If you're stuck in the car while your crazy ass friend gets something from the store... READ. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS. NEVER BE CAUGHT BORED AGAIN EVER! BOOKS, PEOPLE, BOOKS!!!!!
I'm sorry if I'm getting a little loud here, but BOOOKSSSSSSS!
Okay so I'm pretty sure you know the things now. CONSIDER YOURSELF EDUCATED IN THE WAYS OF THE HANNAH AND HOW SHE READS SO MANY BOOKS. Go forth into the world and enjoy literature and be smarter than the average bear with your knowledge! BE A BOOKDRAGON, PREACH PEOPLE, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS!
Right so I have no idea what I am writing now. I'mma gonna leave bc this is getting weird. READ PEOPLE READ LIKE YOUR FACE DEPENDS UPON BOOKS PEOPLE BOOKS!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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